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ta gueule! And other things I learned from Xavier [Sep. 30th, 2005|05:43 am]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |computer fan- oscillating time sink]

Hey yeah so college.. psssh... I just finished writing my history paper. Fun stuff. I haven't been doing jack shit except going to class, studying, and watching TV/playing vidya games. Crazy stuff. Little known fact about me: I was a Christian for about two weeks or so during the summer after 8th grade, and in that time I was saved. Ironically the only religious experience I ever had was when I was saved. I was praying at the altar with some others and I was asking God to give me a sign or something as that was all my praying ever consisted of. Well then some people gathered around me and started putting their hands on me and praying. Well it was rather freaky and I felt the room begin to spin and a strange feeling that I hadn't experienced before then and haven't since. Holy spirit mayhap? I doubt it. Regardless I converted back to atheism about a week or so later. That was a strange thing. I watched Crash the other day, and I dug it quite immensely. Not because it was profound or anything, I just like movies chock full of racism. This is probably because when people are being racist their true selves are revealed. We all have prejudices and such no matter what so yeah...
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(no subject) [Aug. 18th, 2005|06:10 am]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Andy Gibb- An Everlasting Love]

Ohhh lovely days of happiness. I hope Peter Sarsgaard makes it big. Wouldn't that be fucking awesome? I don't know why, but he is now on my "Gonna watch a movie with him in it regardless" list. Killer 7 was meh, just meh. Been getting jazzed up by the xbox 360, and subsequently jazzed down by the 399 price tag. Oh well the price of progress eh? My hobbies are getting fucking EXPENSIVE, at least one of them is reading. Well since Microsoft is doing this 'two different 360s at launch' bullshit I finally see how the PS3 is gonna be priced. Probably a bare bones version for around 300 at least and then a jazzed up one for around 500-600. I'm not a prophet, so fuck you if I'm wrong. Tricky bastards, taking my money. I probably won't buy a PS3 anyway, meh. They really lost me when the games for the playstation started sucking and xbox started kicking ass hardcore. And fuck Nintendo, if they're not dead yet they should be. I said it. I'm not an xbox fanboy by any means though, as I will turn on it at the drop of a hat, they just really won me over. Ah well... I bought a new denim jacket... Oh I go back to college in a couple of days so that's pretty cool. Got a single room and shit, so yeah.

-The Hater of All Things Unliked By Me(THATUBM).
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Auschwitz was a gas. Hah I'm on fire tonight... [Jun. 3rd, 2005|06:26 am]
[mood |sillysilly]
[music |Silence]

So yeah, one thing that annoys me with people that was brought up in a recent altercation at Sam Goody... Something can be well made, but you don't like it so it ends up being good. I say that if a movie or what the fuck ever entertainment medium does its job (entertains you) then its good, don't give me this well made bullshit. Lawrence of Arabia was well made, but its a bad movie. Citizen Kane was well made, but its a shitty excuse for riveting. Final Fantasy VII was well made for the time, but it sucked (fanboys unite!). Opinions people, fuck general standards, the quality of something is all relative. Fuckin' christ... really it doesn't annoy me, it interests me and I just like to seem pissed. And fuck you Michael, but the goddamn audioslave CD is growing on me....
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Oh Woe How You Love Me.... [May. 31st, 2005|08:50 pm]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Audioslave- Too Soft and shitty]

I hate how the new Audioslave CD sucks, so much for the best band of recent years....
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Hell Yeah Mr. Walken [May. 15th, 2005|05:40 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Five For Fighting- Superman... i dunno why]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHAMPAGNE????? Don't watch The Deer Hunter, it's depressing.
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If Only I'd Had My Utility Belt [May. 10th, 2005|10:17 am]
[mood |awake]

Ok so I had a dream: I'm back at college with Savanah and Andrew(former roommate) is there playing the computer as always. Well a bunch of mundane shit happens, except for the fact that my closet is apparently a tobacco stand and I found a pack of cigarettes for 50 cents called Black Jacks. Anyway Savanah's friend (not in real life) Joni walks in. Shes a really thin blonde with short hair who is shitfaced drunk. Well we start to take her home and somehow it takes forever and its getting close time for classes so I take her the rest of the way. She lives in some apartment buildings that have a diner downstairs and I learn that her grandfather has went missing recently. She has fliers with his picture on it posted all over the cafe and there is a chain restaurant (something like O'Charleys or Olive Garden) that has closed down in the corner of the cafe because apparently her grandfather was the only employee. So some sleazy fucker overhears our conversation and comes over offering help. This guy (imagine Jimmy with dark red hair and a big goatee) says he can help her and in his most charming voice says "I can help you sort it out at the table over there to the tune of CNN's latest installment" (now you see why he was modeled after Jimmy). Now here's where the story takes a turn. This guy pisses me off by doing this, trying to take advantage of a drunkard, so I reveal my secret identity to Joni. I say "Joni my father in Bruce Wayne and he can find anyone in this whole fucking world, so just ignore this fucker and if he pushes it tell him you'll go to the cops." So she yells "I'll call the cops", but luckily he didn't hear her so I told her again not to say that until he pushes it too far. At this point I would like to point out that even though I said Bruce Wayne was my father I am actually Bruce Wayne, but I am in college so I must have used some sort of age-defying shit. Anyways my butler comes around, but its not the normal one its some weird fuckers in a dark black stretch who looks a bit like John Cleese only not. Well he has two big fucking dogs with him and they follow him into the cafe (which I can see cause all the doors are made of glass). Well he doesnt do shit but walk past me and out the other door, leaving the dogs. I try to get them to leave but they wont, but it doesnt matter because heres where the dream jumps a bit. Suddenly for no explicable reason I'm on a train with Joni, but this train is for some reason on a rollercoaster track (much like the one in the SNES game). So now Joni decides to unscrew one of the windows so its hangs limply to the side, as she opens another window. Well its about this time that I see a fist smash through a window and I see a vampire floating outside, and somehow I know its her missing grandfather. He looks kinda like Morbius but with short, gray hair, and hes a violent motherfucker, killing everyone around him. So do I, Bruce Wayne, start to take down this vampire in all my batty badassedness? No fuck that I don't have my suit or utility belt so I jump off the back of the train (which has been ripped off by the vampire so its even easier to get out), and I hit the ground fairly easy. Then i warp to a trainstation somehow and a scene very reminscent of Metal Gear Solid ensues. I'm crouched on the ground, but I can see myself in third person, and the vampire comes sauntering over just like one of the MGS guards and just as hes going to see me a boxcar is drove in front of me. Now I can see through a crack in the wall, just in time to see the vampire disembowel Joni, his own granddaughter. So now he starts fucking everyone around up, the weirdest had to be a guy on the train who came running out decked in chainmail and wielding a chainsaw/shield mix(I can only assume it was Roth). So then he kills a kid but theres no blood, so I can only assume even my psyche can go so far (or maybe its just the video games rating cause at this point I dont know what the fuck is going on). The dream ends with me cowering in a corner while Joni comes back with long black hair and a grenade-launcher, apparently resurrected. Fin.
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Kerley-Sama and the long ago saiyen joke [May. 6th, 2005|09:55 pm]
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Trolly dolly we likes to partey]

Well fuck a juvenile, i'm back in Sparta and do not capitalize my i's.
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Hey Ja ja ja... no fuck it you suck now Aerosmith [Apr. 27th, 2005|07:30 pm]
[mood |blahblah]
[music |yo yo mao- communist shuffle remix]

So yeah I went to the video stow and rented the United States of Leland. Fun right? Fuck no. How can a movie with Kevin Spacey and Don Cheadle suck so bad? Oh yeah thats right they only use those guys for about ten minutes and instead focus on a retarded looking kid and the bad storyline that entails. I want Episode 3 to be good. Oh I want it sooo bad, but I think that saying George Lucas can do anything good in his career at this point is naive as a holocaust jew saying 'hey maybe they just want us clean?'. So yeah... I did however watch Kung Fu Hustle and I liked it. It was like watching looney tunes with little asians instead of cartoons. Hmmmm what else, I'll be home soon thank the all mighty lord.
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Visions of Clerks Dancing in My Head [Apr. 15th, 2005|01:14 pm]
[mood |ecstaticecstatic]

I'm Matrim Cauthon when it comes to class.... So anyway, blowing up the deathstar good or bad? Discuss.
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2005|06:41 am]
Well Mitch Hedburg died, that's some sad shit.
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